Top 10 reasons there have been no Recent Butchwaglar Posts

10. Excessive laziness contributed to a…

9. Forgot the password.

8. Mr. T pitied them offline.

7. All posts written in Minnesota were drowned in the Brett Favre hype.

6. Rush Limbaugh’s bid to write for Butchwaglar was met with bad publicity.

5. Suspension due to the utilization of performance enhancing synonyms.

4. Writers too busy trying to explain “Tweeter” to JoePa.

3. Mark Mangino ate them…and likely ate a freshman as well.

2. Matt Stairs ate them…and likely ate a small child as well.

1. Electronic privileges were suspended after a fight between the nationally ranked editors and the preseason #1 writers.